January 2011
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Families are awkward.
January mornings
Lying in bikinis drinking coffee next to a pool a glass pane’s width away from snowy Chicago. Discovering we had ambient elevator music channel choices. we went with christmas songs. Deciding that Nicholas Cage would be the perfect actor to walk in right now. “Forgetting” to tell the others that they could change the music before we left.
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This is how I feel today.
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The alpaca you don't want to mess with.
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The Hunger Artist
The Hunger Artist by ~klasky on deviantART
“No one could possibly watch the hunger artist continuously, day and night, and so no one could produce first-hand evidence that the fast had really been rigorous and continuous; only the artist himself could know that, he was therefore bound to be the sole completely satisfied spectator of his own fast. Yet for other reasons he was never...
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Things I apparently inspire.
What do I do when a friend of mine finds a headless, naked mannequin sitting with her legs crossed and tells me it reminded him of me?
His answer was to top it off with a turquoise-encrusted bear skull.
Of. Course.
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J train
Whisper soft, dust-filled larynx;
My shining silver suitor,
Come sweeping down to save me.
Oh, breathe hard!
I lick my finger to be sure
That the slightest aspiration will
Carry me toward my intended destination…
No, hollow winds from planes and
Valleys already traversed
Fool me.
The roar afar is merely aural mirage,
Seducing my mind into collages
of chip bags and rags...
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Everyone should have an Asian dad. →
Need an Asian dad to pester you through your law school years? How about nag you until you break up with that art school drop out you’re dating? Look no further.
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Look into my EYEZ